Okay, Miss Smarty Pants Internet.
More later, including What 10,000 12-Year-Olds Sound Like When Their Heads Are Exploding, How Old Are the Jonas Brothers Because I Probably Should Be Arrested and Why I Can't Ever Find Where I'm Supposed To Go Unless Someone Takes My Hand and Guides My Tearful Self?
I'll be back soon with all the glorious photographic evidence...
(and not in three weeks, Kate).
P.S. Meet my new best friend.