But, Savannah would much rather play with her eighteen frillion stuffed animals. (That baby is nice and all mom, but it doesn't have soft fur. Or a tail.)
Since this has obviously alarmed me that she may NOT after all want to grow up to be a baby-making machine and perhaps instead a veterinarian, I was thrilled to see that yesterday she brought
I decided to get all involved and said "Oh, no! Your baby's crying!"
She looks over to where her baby is bundled on the couch and says to it IN THE EXACT SAME VOICE AS I SAY IT "You're fine."
And went back to coloring.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Look for my new parenting book coming out in the Fall "How To Raise Children Who Just Don't Care".
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That's so funny! Half-way through I was thinking about how Sunshine talks to her babies! "If you don't leave her alone, you'll be in your room for THE REST OF THE NIGHT."
Haha, see, I told you they fight a lot...even the PRETEND kids in my house bicker!!
Oh Your Fine or Suck it Up...my favorite terms!
I fear, though, that these will be my son's first phrases. He's hears them enough.
I love it when my 3-year-old imitates me... unless it involves using the F-word.
My son's favorite thing to do is play with his sister's dolls. And my daughter could care less. Ha!
LOL. I really needed a laugh and that made me feel much better. The visual is great.
ha ha ha!
My daughter started to cry and we asked my son to check on her. He glanced over at her and said, "No blood, she's fine." I'm still laughing about that one!
I was the same kind of kid. I was never interested in dolls AT ALL!!! But it didn't turn out to mean that I would never produce offspring, in my case, because I...well... had four kids in four years.
It's good that she knows that moms needs time too. My first was so spoiled and overreacts to everything! But by my third she's just so easygoing.
Oh how I am laughing ... with you. Yes with you.
I was obsessed with my friend's black baby doll that had a penis. So ah, all I'm trying to say is that maybe you should like be happy with her choices.
I would like to add some advice to that book too... I have plenty.
Such as: Get bent.
And: Cut the shit.
And: Stop being such a baby...act your age.
Those are my most used terms of endearment.
My daughter "babies" balls, trains, cars and balloons. Not baby dolls OR stuffed animals. Freak.
Admittedly, GET OVER IT is my favorite of all time.
My friend said the other day to her crying daughter "Get over yourself!". I shall steal it and make it MINE.
i just started reading your other blog on clubmom and you make me laugh!
i joined your group and now i'm going to read through your archives.
Thanks Lena!
I've started saying "I'm on to you" to my almost 5-year-old. I'm evil, but it does nip the manipulatressing in the bud!
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