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Awesome! At this rate we'll be propping our house on the curb with a "Take Me. I'm Free!" sign taped to it by the time this is over with.
I have painted, scrubbed, mopped, vacuumed, dusted, weeded, hoed (what else is new? har!), shined, and redecorated. Aside from lying in wait in the closet with a kitchen knife and a Sales Agreement I cannot imagine what more I can do to sell this house.
Come and knock on my door/Take a step that is new/Make an offer on my house that's not a joke/Three's company too-o.
Front Door ...duh.
Be sure to see what Chris and I did to it first. For we are wizards.
Playroom - Where the playas play.
No house of mine will ever be this clean again. The days of six day old dishes and dust bunny gangs are over! This is the new and improved don't-you-dare-use-a-dish-and-not-rinse-it-after-or-so-help-me-god-I-will-crush-you house.
It will sell, right? RIGHT?