Weekly List

Thirteen Things You'll Never Hear Me Say

1. "I'm tired of cheese."

2. "Oh, no more drinks for me. One's enough."

3. "Well, all the laundry's done!"

4. "I can't ever miss an episode of "So NoTORIous".

5. "These jeans are too loose. Let me try the zero."

6. "I'm too busy to gossip."

7. "I'm over Tivo".

8. "It was still dark when I got up."

9. "Make mine decaf."

10. "I wish I could lose this tan."

11. "Yes, I actually do want to watch "Drake and Josh Go To Hollywood" again."

12. "Am I getting too muscular?"

13. "It sure would be nice to grow some more hair on my face."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...


ooooo I'm first! I'll never be a size zero but I will be first on your TT list THIS week!

Posted by: Laura | 04/05/2006 at 11:18 PM

These are funny! Good TT. (and mine are up.)

Posted by: Krisco | 04/06/2006 at 12:42 AM

Hahahahaha! You got me laughing on this list. It hit home for me a bit, too. My T13 is up! ;)

Posted by: Momma M | 04/06/2006 at 03:37 AM

Yeah. I need more hair on my face too. I mean.... I DID spend twenty bucks on my tweezers. Better get some mileage out of those bad boys don't ya think?

Posted by: Kelly | 04/06/2006 at 03:47 AM

We can NEVER be over TiVo! :)My list is up

Posted by: Carmen | 04/06/2006 at 04:57 AM

Make mine decaf!!!LOLMy TT is up.

Posted by: Reverberate58 | 04/06/2006 at 05:21 AM

OMG, you are so funny! I love your blog. Two days and I'm hooked. LOL and I could have written #1, 2, 6, 7, 9 , 10, 13. LOLI'll have mine up later today.

Posted by: EE | 04/06/2006 at 05:49 AM

#2 - Other way to say it is this..." I don't drink anymore ...pause for dramatic affect... I don't drink any less either.#8 - I hate you. :)

Posted by: Freakren | 04/06/2006 at 06:17 AM

I love your TT's. LOVE 'em.

Posted by: mama_tulip | 04/06/2006 at 06:38 AM

OMG you are so funny! :)

Posted by: Lisa | 04/06/2006 at 07:07 AM

What a neat TT. I would do one, but I just did, TILT. :-( And I'm so not about to do 2 posts, in ONE day.

Posted by: R. Robyn | 04/06/2006 at 07:17 AM

Too Funny!! I am right there with you on #8 and #11......every freaking day at my house! Great TT as always! (I always feel like I am complimenting someone's chest when I write that!)

Posted by: Angela | 04/06/2006 at 07:26 AM

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Posted by: Angela | 04/06/2006 at 07:26 AM

Wow, all of those apply to me also. Should I be worried?!My TT are up!

Posted by: Ficklechick | 04/06/2006 at 07:38 AM

*chuckle*#3 - Yeah, I'm feelin' ya here.#2 - ('cuz I don't feel like going in order) Isn't it just like "Lays"... you can't have just one. Works for me. 'Course this nasty little headache I have this morning, may beg to differ. ;)#1 - Never. I love cheese.#8 - LOL!#9 - Heaven forbid! I'm aghast at the thought.#11 - *snicker*#13- Double LOL!Thanks for the smiles and chuckles, Lena!Have a grand Thursday!

Posted by: ~ Stacy ~ | 04/06/2006 at 07:42 AM

I don't think you'll ever hear me say any of those things either! My TT is up!

Posted by: Undercover Angel | 04/06/2006 at 07:57 AM

yeah, facial hair is hawt... :)

Posted by: gnarly nanny | 04/06/2006 at 08:13 AM


Posted by: Anonymous | 04/06/2006 at 09:21 AM

I just plucked my chin hair.

Posted by: Jessica | 04/06/2006 at 09:41 AM

I never thought I'd say the one about getting up before dark either, but ugh...I have.

Posted by: Jackie | 04/06/2006 at 10:24 AM

I've had all my laundry done before! It only lasted until Jeff came home, but for like two hours it was ALL done! Don't be a hater.Great list.

Posted by: hook | 04/06/2006 at 10:36 AM

Oh that was hilarious! Loved it and especially liked your TT banner.

Posted by: Katherine | 04/06/2006 at 10:58 AM

lol! Great list! You will never hear me say #2, #5, #9 or #10 either!

Posted by: Courtney | 04/06/2006 at 11:31 AM

ah! finally blogger lets me comment! it's being funky. anywho, i LOVED the size zero one. my sister has done that before; she's teeny. i think she was actually upset once b/c she had to 'try the size four, the 2 was too small!' the girl was outraged. and i'm thinkin'.......ha. i don't think i've worn a size four since MIDDLE SCHOOL! fun list. :)

Posted by: Emily | 04/06/2006 at 12:16 PM

I don't know how to make my blog post links to the thirteen. can you tell me?

Posted by: Stefanie | 04/06/2006 at 02:29 PM

I also love cheese.

Posted by: Moonjockey | 04/06/2006 at 03:48 PM

Those are hilarious. I love them. We have a very similar sense of humor, in case you haven't noticed.

Posted by: Stefanie | 04/06/2006 at 04:15 PM

Hilarious list! I would have to agree with many of these. Actually, all of them except the television-related ones since I don't watch TV. But otherwise, this is SO me! Oh, and the "Make mine decaf" since I'm not a big fan of the taste of coffee--just that wonderful aroma.

Posted by: Caryn | 04/06/2006 at 04:59 PM

That is stinkin' hilarious! I love it!

Posted by: Faith | 04/06/2006 at 05:56 PM

Lena, I wish you lived in my neighborhood so you could come over for wine, gossip, cheese, and tequila shots. It isn't fair, I tell you!

Posted by: Jess Riley | 04/06/2006 at 06:01 PM

OMG!!! you are so funny - and I mean that as a compliment;)Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Joy Eliz | 04/13/2006 at 05:03 AM

AWESOME! I am with you...I will NEVER be over TIVO, unless, of course, something better comes along. :)
Great post!
My Birthday TT is uP!

Posted by: Karen | 08/24/2006 at 07:56 AM

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