Are you ever interrupted while telling your husband a story?
Once the outside distraction passes, do you ever not pick up where you left off in your story on purpose just to see if he was listening?
Does he ever then bring up a whole new subject without even noticing that you have not finished your story? That you were not even close to finishing? That you were actually interrupted by the waitress mid-sentence?
Do you ever not bother to tell him, thinking at any minute he'll remember and say 'I'm sorry honey. You were saying?'?
Do you ever sit there and grow more irritated by the fact that he never notices?
Do you then wonder if he ever really listens to you?
Does he then wonder why you're suddenly bitchy for the rest of Sunday brunch?
Yeah. Me neither.